Chicken or Shit?

“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

- Author David Sedaris, on undecided voters

Creepy?

This must either be the cutest or creepiest thing I have ever seen. I can't decide.

Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

-Robert Frost


Life is short.

-Mo

Shoot a mother-humpin' moose

They have done it once again. This skit made me laugh so hard I do believe I cried.

What did I say about laughter?

Scarlett takes a tumble
fast forward to the 2:50 timemark. But I suggest watching the whole thing, the lead up is genius.

Can I just say?

Can I just say that I'm loving life right now. First off, school is great. I am meeting so many new people and laughing everyday which I think is very important for a healthy mind.
Laughter is my medicine. I think laughing cures many things like depression, sadness, wounds even. I don't really know about the last one, but it couldn't hurt.
Work is just about the same but I only have to endure that three days out of the week, so I don't mind it very much.
Friendships have never been better, I think I see them as family. Which is very important. Although I did ask a certain someone if I ever needed a kidney if they would lend me one and they refused! Can you believe that? As for myself, I would give someone a kidney in a heart beat, for the right price. I kid of course. Nevertheless here's to hoping that I never need an actual kidney or else i'd be in real trouble.
Today in the newsroom I had a lesson in ethics. I won't go into detail because its a private issue, but I will share what I learned. I learned that no matter how much someone might persuade you that you are doing the right thing, if it feels wrong, don't do it. Do not compromise your belief system for some stupid assignment.
As usual every thursday is comedy night on NBC, and I missed it tonight because I was in the newsroom. I don't mind as much because basically every television show is online nowadays. I don't need to fret any longer when I miss an episode of The Office, or 30 Rock.
I spent 12 hours at school today! I am totally exhausted yet I have all this pent up energy. I hate when that happens. On the car ride home I thought I was going to crash into the center divider because I was so sleepy, but as luck would have it thankfully I did not. When I got home I was pissed to all of a sudden get this rush of energy. It always happens around this hour. It sucks.
On a musical note: I've been listening to the new Keane cd 'perfect symmetry'. This album is definitely a departure from their last album. It has a more pop sound however different. Its good, not my favorite though. In due time, in due time.
As for my plans for tomorrow I might hit up a party in Hollywood. How "kewl" of me I know. If you know me at all you would know that I am not a big LA person, but this is for a job opportunity and I must take all the chances that come my way. So I will have to make the 'sacrifice' and head to hollyweird for a house party.
Thats it for tonight.

Nick & Norah

7:00- Woken up by alarm(promptly hit snooze)
7:15- Woken up again by alarm(throw phone across room)
10:03- Finally get up, drink a glass of O.J. and have some b-fast
11:00- Project Runway marathon comes on;dread going to work today
11:45- I've stalled all I possibly can so I head to work.
12:03- Late
13:00- Work is boring so I talk to Kim, she makes me give her a massage
14:00- I HATE MY LIFE
15:30- One hour to go, HALLELUJAH!
16:30- Replacement arrives; I am free!
17:00- Home again, take a 15 minute nap
17:10- No such thing as a 15 minute nap
18:00- Check e-mail, perez, and such
19:00- Chat online with family
20:00- Want to check out Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
20:01- Check times online
20:02- Done
20:03- Call Kat to go with me, she agrees!
20:05- And we're off!
20:20- Arrive at the theatre, movie doesn't start till eleven.
20:22- Walk to starbucks
20:24- We buy two teas
20:30- Sip sip, mmmm
21:40- Walk back
21:42- Check tickets
21:45- Sit all the way in the back
21:55- Movie starts
21:45- Hey, this movie is good
23:30- Movie is over
23:45- Get home, drop off kat
1:00- Sleepy time..............................